THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Hi! My name is Madame Turquoise and I am a METAPHYSICAL NERD. I am into crystals, energetic frequencies and modalities, aromatherapy and chromatherapy…but you may have figured that out already.

If you are in relationship with me and I ask you for your birth date, time and place…know that I am pulling your natal chart, computing your numerology and probably pulling your Human Design archetype. It is not that I am trying to be in your business but this definitely helps me to better understand how you show up in the world and how I can relate to and/or help you (if you give me consent.)

I may also direct you to a crystal, meditate, burn/diffuse some essential oils or sage…I may also call you up randomly with a message from Spirit or send you some distance Reiki (with your consent, of course. Do you notice a theme?). Am I taking professional consultations…not yet…but it is coming.

I roll with the ancestors with divine guidance from my spiritual team. And it has become clear to me that I am to put this deliciousness to work in service of humanity.

So, I wanted to introduce you to this new dimension and to give you a heads up in case this has happened or will happen to you in the near future.